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Old 04-13-2012, 10:01 PM   #1
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:03 PM   #2
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:04 PM   #3
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There's a kid who lives down the block who always ran his little RC car up and down the street in front of his house. They recently put in a speed bump in his usual pathway, so now he walks down and runs his stupid little annoyingly loud car in front of MY house. Cass, can you come yell at him, too? Pretty please?
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:21 PM   #4
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There's a kid who lives down the block who always ran his little RC car up and down the street in front of his house. They recently put in a speed bump in his usual pathway, so now he walks down and runs his stupid little annoyingly loud car in front of MY house. Cass, can you come yell at him, too? Pretty please?
ahhh the answer is in your post ,,,,,,,,, put in a speed bump
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:24 PM   #5
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There's a kid who lives down the block who always ran his little RC car up and down the street in front of his house. They recently put in a speed bump in his usual pathway, so now he walks down and runs his stupid little annoyingly loud car in front of MY house. Cass, can you come yell at him, too? Pretty please?

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Old 04-13-2012, 10:33 PM   #6
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ahhh the answer is in your post ,,,,,,,,, put in a speed bump
My house is right next to a huge stone wall.. that's a very big speed bump already

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Old 04-14-2012, 03:35 PM   #7
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Flirt, you need to blow his little car up! Just get out Kevin's gun and fire away.
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:00 PM   #8
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Flirt, you need to blow his little car up! Just get out Kevin's gun and fire away.
Less paperwork if I just pretend not to see it when backing out the van and crrrrrunch, oopsie!
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:25 PM   #9
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LOL good idea! Just don't run over the kid.
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Old 04-16-2012, 08:21 PM   #10
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Nobody walks on our lawn. Hmmm, guess we are just lucky.
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:30 PM   #11
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With all due respect, Dave, it doesn't look like you have much of a lawn. ... just sayin'! hehe
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:32 PM   #12
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I'd walk on your lawn so I could pet the pretty doggy
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Old 04-17-2012, 02:20 PM   #13
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I got a nice lawn when its not winter. Here it is in the summer (last year) And my dog would love it if you walked up and petted her, shes a big baby.
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Old 04-17-2012, 08:09 PM   #15
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Does that raccoon have rabies?
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Old 04-17-2012, 08:20 PM   #16
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That is the oddest shaped raccoon..
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Are those palm leaves in the shot, Dave?

Beautiful picture. I love the green ... miss it, actually.
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No, we had soybeans in the field to the left and a stand of phragmite reeds to the right. There are two raccoons in the picture and neither one has rabies.
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Raccoons are so cute. If you could have wild animals as pets, I'd pick a raccoon.
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Raccoons are so cute. If you could have wild animals as pets, I'd pick a raccoon.
I saw a video somewhere of somebody who had exactly that thought. And at first he had a cute little racoon, until it grew up. When it grew up, it made a home for itself in the spaces behind the walls and above the ceilings, tearing holes in the fabric of the house so it could steal food from the kitchen, and visciously resisting all attempts to flush it out again.

Basically, it was a never-ending, and very expensive, nightmare.
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that's probably exactly how it would be
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